My favorite things.

People who carry around only hundreds are absoluty awesome.
If you don't you need to get with the program. Nothing like the sweet taste of a $100 bill.

I like the people who dress up as Santa Claus and ask people to enter money.
Remember kids, the real Christmas spirit is giving your money to random people dressed as santa. Ho ho ho.

I enjoy being cleaned and polished quite a bit. Fresh new look usually equates to more money.

feel free to donate all your money. I know you won't regret it.